Alpha bravo charlie. Mae West Coast and Brett Favre's brother ETA 2:13pm. Pick up has been arranged. Their mission is about to commence. You will be updated periodically as to their whereabouts and activities.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to drop current mission and reroute directly to headquarters. I repeat, it's imperative that all agents are together, working side by side again. Compensation will be provided in the form of Piña Coladas and Sun Screen. I have faith in you PWH's Aunt.
Warning: within 5 seconds of reading this, your computer will self destruct. Unplug, pack bags and board plane.
Over and out. Rodger that.
I don't get this at all....
ReplyDeletePee Wee's aunt reporting in - all systems go - tia not able to abort current mission due to need to feed, clothe, and house herself. However, subject is re-living Mexican adventure of two years ago in her head and is quite envious of Mae West Coast's and Brett Favre's brother's adventure with favorite niece/daughter and family. Subject wishes all a wonderful time and will send this if she is able to without her daughter's help. Love. To G. Bailey: not to worry - nothing to get.
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